tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86592772399039594702024-03-13T11:07:01.832-07:00Joke Collections and moreFunny, Entertaining, Interesting CollectionsJoke Collectorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16727313213323871885noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659277239903959470.post-79116523686010748312009-04-16T00:30:00.000-07:002009-04-16T00:36:00.135-07:00Why Men Can't Be Car Models<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebfuKkGoiI/AAAAAAAAAQk/KyBdYVCUtto/s1600-h/download3.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 305px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebfuKkGoiI/AAAAAAAAAQk/KyBdYVCUtto/s320/download3.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325189593614950946" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebftzkU6ZI/AAAAAAAAAQc/loxvDnu7Uf4/s1600-h/download2.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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font-size: 18pt; font-family: Georgia;">DUE TO </span></span></b><b><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; font-family: Georgia;">BUDGET CUTS, THIS IS YOUR NEW CUBICLE </span></span></b><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebdyyCJ0fI/AAAAAAAAAQE/J3omch2ixqA/s1600-h/download9.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebdyyCJ0fI/AAAAAAAAAQE/J3omch2ixqA/s320/download9.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325187473906192882" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/Sebdyrw4qBI/AAAAAAAAAP8/f9-qeFr8zzU/s1600-h/download8.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebdlN4B5jI/AAAAAAAAAPk/cDsXWHJA3Bg/s320/download5.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325187240861754930" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebdlEROoVI/AAAAAAAAAPc/PnbxiHZtu68/s1600-h/download4.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebdlEROoVI/AAAAAAAAAPc/PnbxiHZtu68/s320/download4.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325187238283092306" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/Sebdk6e361I/AAAAAAAAAPU/b6_3DFOIRJs/s1600-h/download3.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/Sebdk6e361I/AAAAAAAAAPU/b6_3DFOIRJs/s320/download3.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325187235655969618" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/Sebdk9fT0yI/AAAAAAAAAPM/PFHwvfeHC1E/s1600-h/download1.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/Sebdk9fT0yI/AAAAAAAAAPM/PFHwvfeHC1E/s320/download1.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325187236463104802" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebdkmlpLcI/AAAAAAAAAPE/TaDuXdgWrnE/s1600-h/download.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebdkmlpLcI/AAAAAAAAAPE/TaDuXdgWrnE/s320/download.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325187230315654594" border="0" /></a><br /><span class="fullpost"><br /><br /></span>Joke Collectorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16727313213323871885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659277239903959470.post-19594477669592229422009-04-16T00:11:00.001-07:002009-04-16T00:18:35.508-07:00TIA - This Is Africa<div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;color:navy;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Who needs an Expensive <span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1239865652_6">IPod</span> or Walkman</span></span></i></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebahhQV19I/AAAAAAAAAO8/39UBAReujDg/s1600-h/download.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebahhQV19I/AAAAAAAAAO8/39UBAReujDg/s320/download.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325183878809638866" border="0" /></a><b><i><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;color:navy;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-size:12;color:navy;" ><br /></span></span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;color:navy;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1239865652_7">Hot water system</span>. Home made </span></span></i></b> <br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebachnWbLI/AAAAAAAAAO0/Fv2ib10nwEc/s1600-h/download1.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebachnWbLI/AAAAAAAAAO0/Fv2ib10nwEc/s320/download1.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325183793006800050" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color:navy;"><span style="color: navy; font-weight: bold;">Transportation – 1 – Toyota Co(w)rolla</span></span> </b> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;color:navy;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy; font-weight: bold;">Because Petrol is</span></span></b><b><span style="font-size:85%;color:navy;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: navy; font-weight: bold;"> </span></span><span style="color:navy;"><span style="color: navy;">Expensive why not use a Cowrolla</span></span></b></div><p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b> </b></p><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebacbiMBkI/AAAAAAAAAOs/tKB4y7w-et8/s1600-h/download3.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 206px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebacbiMBkI/AAAAAAAAAOs/tKB4y7w-et8/s320/download3.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325183791374534210" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;color:navy;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy; font-weight: bold;">Transportation – 2 –</span></span></b><b><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-weight: bold;"> </span></span><span style="color:navy;"><span style="color: navy;">pick-up truck !!! </span></span></b></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebacKj5RMI/AAAAAAAAAOk/V4A-TgeLdGE/s1600-h/download4.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebacKj5RMI/AAAAAAAAAOk/V4A-TgeLdGE/s320/download4.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325183786818290882" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:85%;color:navy;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: navy; font-weight: bold;">Ambulance</span></span><span style="color:navy;"><span style="color: navy;"> </span></span></b></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;color:navy;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy; font-weight: bold;">You are going to die</span></span></b><b><span style="font-size:85%;color:navy;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: navy; font-weight: bold;"> </span></span><span style="color:navy;"><span style="color: navy;">be4 you even get to the</span></span></b><b><span style="font-size:85%;color:navy;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: navy; font-weight: bold;"> </span></span><span style="color:navy;"><span style="color: navy;">Hospital </span></span></b></p></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/Sebab576-7I/AAAAAAAAAOc/VolGMXIQRHI/s1600-h/download5.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/Sebab576-7I/AAAAAAAAAOc/VolGMXIQRHI/s320/download5.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325183782355663794" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;color:navy;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy; font-weight: bold;">I just love Africa , simple and not</span></span></b><b><span style="font-size:85%;color:navy;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: navy; font-weight: bold;"> </span></span><span style="color:navy;"><span style="color: navy;">complicated. </span></span></b></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;color:navy;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy; font-weight: bold;">We are just who we</span></span></b><b><span style="font-size:85%;color:navy;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: navy; font-weight: bold;"> </span></span><span style="color:navy;"><span style="color: navy;">are. </span></span></b></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;color:navy;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy; font-weight: bold;">No</span></span></b><b><span style="font-size:85%;color:navy;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: navy; font-weight: bold;"> </span></span><span style="color:navy;"><span style="color: navy;">stress. </span></span></b></p></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/Sebab-czYqI/AAAAAAAAAOU/1os1WbtRCtI/s1600-h/download6.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 170px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/Sebab-czYqI/AAAAAAAAAOU/1os1WbtRCtI/s320/download6.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325183783567319714" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color:navy;"><span style="color: navy; font-weight: bold;">This was photographed in Buru</span></span></b><b><span style="font-size:85%;color:navy;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: navy; font-weight: bold;"> </span></span><span style="color:navy;"><span style="color: navy;">Buru, <span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1239865652_9">Nairobi</span> . <span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1239865652_10">Kenya</span> </span></span></b></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebaQdbknMI/AAAAAAAAAOM/DpDfKXXlhcg/s1600-h/download7.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 211px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebaQdbknMI/AAAAAAAAAOM/DpDfKXXlhcg/s320/download7.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325183585725226178" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><b><span style="color:navy;"><span style="color: navy; font-weight: bold;">These guys must have smoked weed! </span></span></b></span></span> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;color:navy;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy; font-weight: bold;">Look</span></span></b><b><span style="font-size:85%;color:navy;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: navy; font-weight: bold;"> </span></span><span style="color:navy;"><span style="color: navy;">at the goat. </span></span></b></p></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebaQZX8erI/AAAAAAAAAOE/s6HhMMGBco0/s1600-h/download8.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 208px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebaQZX8erI/AAAAAAAAAOE/s6HhMMGBco0/s320/download8.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325183584636271282" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><b><span style="color:navy;"><span style="color: navy; font-weight: bold;">Human ingenuity? </span></span></b></span></span> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;color:navy;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy; font-weight: bold;">Painting the swimming</span></span></b><b><span style="font-size:85%;color:navy;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: navy; font-weight: bold;"> </span></span><span style="color:navy;"><span style="color: navy;">pool. </span></span></b></p></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebaQK1Fl4I/AAAAAAAAAN8/TkO-wYY8Xkw/s1600-h/download9.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebaQK1Fl4I/AAAAAAAAAN8/TkO-wYY8Xkw/s320/download9.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325183580731971458" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><b><span style="color:navy;"><span style="color: navy; font-weight: bold;">Must be Zimbabwe ??? </span></span></b></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebaP_LfYLI/AAAAAAAAAN0/UEPxK3Rds38/s1600-h/download10.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 211px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebaP_LfYLI/AAAAAAAAAN0/UEPxK3Rds38/s320/download10.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325183577604710578" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><b><span style="color:navy;"><span style="color: navy; font-weight: bold;">Listen – English is only a 2<sup>nd</sup> language !!! </span></span></b></span></span> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;color:navy;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy; font-weight: bold;">You've got to make</span></span></b><b><span style="font-size:85%;color:navy;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: navy; font-weight: bold;"> </span></span><span style="color:navy;"><span style="color: navy;">allowances.</span></span></b></p></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebaP0-HVQI/AAAAAAAAANs/jc_Gx3ruOaM/s1600-h/download11.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 208px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebaP0-HVQI/AAAAAAAAANs/jc_Gx3ruOaM/s320/download11.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325183574864254210" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color:navy;"><span style="color: navy; font-weight: bold;">'Nuff said !!!</span></span></b></div><span class="fullpost"><br /></span>Joke Collectorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16727313213323871885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659277239903959470.post-79328466713567180152009-04-15T23:42:00.000-07:002009-04-16T00:05:19.457-07:00Tourists with Cameras<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebYmTZLr8I/AAAAAAAAANk/rAxY7sNLvMU/s1600-h/download.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebYmTZLr8I/AAAAAAAAANk/rAxY7sNLvMU/s320/download.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325181761964715970" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebYmZYKY-I/AAAAAAAAANc/baNp_3gd2Xw/s1600-h/download1.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 219px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebYU4y4HCI/AAAAAAAAAMs/adAI1jzpui0/s320/download6.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325181462766951458" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebYUoGFiCI/AAAAAAAAAMk/3VuJ_hOCAOk/s1600-h/download7.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 238px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebYUoGFiCI/AAAAAAAAAMk/3VuJ_hOCAOk/s320/download7.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325181458284120098" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebYUQ4jCEI/AAAAAAAAAMc/kpHNecp_ERk/s1600-h/download8.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 232px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebYUQ4jCEI/AAAAAAAAAMc/kpHNecp_ERk/s320/download8.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325181452053317698" border="0" /></a><br /><span class="fullpost"><br /><br /></span>Joke Collectorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16727313213323871885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659277239903959470.post-12133152627697164052009-04-15T23:28:00.001-07:002009-04-16T00:06:49.224-07:00Nice Ads<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebS1jgObII/AAAAAAAAAMU/BbQ96nbMeAQ/s1600-h/download12.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 235px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebS1jgObII/AAAAAAAAAMU/BbQ96nbMeAQ/s320/download12.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325175426917493890" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebSyDt5iRI/AAAAAAAAAMM/CUs_5WGYCI4/s1600-h/download11.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 190px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebSyDt5iRI/AAAAAAAAAMM/CUs_5WGYCI4/s320/download11.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325175366845303058" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebSsR8dE3I/AAAAAAAAAME/TyIh_wLNI-8/s1600-h/download10.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebSsR8dE3I/AAAAAAAAAME/TyIh_wLNI-8/s320/download10.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325175267585233778" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebSovqIC9I/AAAAAAAAAL8/swlveSCucKE/s1600-h/download9.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 166px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebSJbOJ3NI/AAAAAAAAALE/u0RlzZvijPA/s320/download3.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325174668779969746" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebR1oXrRgI/AAAAAAAAAK8/k2P8Yl_Nb3g/s1600-h/download2.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 226px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebR1oXrRgI/AAAAAAAAAK8/k2P8Yl_Nb3g/s320/download2.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325174328712185346" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebRwlvVS3I/AAAAAAAAAK0/KVXBOC_4cyU/s1600-h/download1.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebRwlvVS3I/AAAAAAAAAK0/KVXBOC_4cyU/s320/download1.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325174242106755954" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebRsB0ObjI/AAAAAAAAAKs/psV-h9_l9aA/s1600-h/download.htm"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 242px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SebRsB0ObjI/AAAAAAAAAKs/psV-h9_l9aA/s320/download.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325174163744124466" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span class="fullpost"><br /></span><img src="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/RN4/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg" alt="" />Joke Collectorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16727313213323871885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659277239903959470.post-67340541898788534842009-04-15T23:14:00.000-07:002009-04-15T23:20:32.882-07:00BIZZARE!!*In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have *** with animals, but the<br />animals must be female. Having ***ual relations with a male animal<br />are punishable by death.<br />(Like THAT makes sense.)<br /><br />*In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a<br />woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking<br />directly at them during the examination. He may only<br />see their reflection in a mirror.<br /><br />*Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of<br />a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the ***<br />organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick<br />or piece of wood at all times.<br />(A brick??)<br /><br />*The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is<br />decapitation.<br /><br />*There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to<br />travel the countryside and deflower young virgins,<br />who pay them for the privilege of having *** for the<br />first time...<br />Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden<br />for virgins to marry.<br />(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job<br />anywhere else in the world that even comes close to<br />this?)<br /><br />*In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to<br />kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with<br />her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other<br />hand, may be killed in any manner desired.<br />(Ah!)<br /><br />*Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England<br />- but only in tropical fish stores.<br />(But of course!)<br /><br />*In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have *** with<br />her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother<br />must be in the room to witness the act.<br />(Makes one shudder at the thought.)<br /><br />*In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have ***<br />with a woman and her daughter at the same time.<br />(I presume this was a big enough problem that had to<br />pass this law?)<br /><br />*In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from<br />vending machines with one exception: prophylactics<br />may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places<br />where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on<br />the premises."<br />(Is this a great country or what?. Not as great as<br />Guam!)<br /><br />*If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you<br />would have produced enough sound energy to heat one<br />cup of coffee.<br />(Hardly seems worth it)<br /><br />*If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months,<br />enough gas is produced to create the energy of an<br />atomic bomb.<br />(Now that's more like it)<br /><br />*A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.<br />(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)<br /><br />*Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories<br />an hour.<br />(Still not over that pig thing)<br /><br />*Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.<br />(OK, so that would be a good thing.... )<br /><br />*Humans and dolphins are the only species that have<br />*** for pleasure.<br />(Is that why Flipper is always smiling? What about<br />the pig?!)<br /><br />*A ****roach will live nine days without its head,<br />before it starves to death.<br />(Creepy!)<br /><br />*The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.<br />(Hmmm....I won't touch THAT one!)<br /><br />*The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull<br />30 times its own weight and always falls over on its<br />right side when intoxicated.<br />(From drinking little bottles of...? Did the govt.<br />pay for this research??)<br /><br />*The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its<br />head is attached to its body. The female initiates<br />*** by ripping the male's head off.<br />("Honey, I'm home. What the.....!" )<br /><br />*The human heart creates enough pressure when it<br />pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.<br />(Oh my Gosh! )<br /><br />*Butterflies taste with their feet.<br />(Ah, geez...)<br /><br />*A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.<br />(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)<br /><br />*Polar bears are left handed.<br />(Who knew...? Who cares!)<br /><br />*An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.<br />(I know some people like that.)<br /><br />*Starfish don't have brains.<br />(I know some people like that too.)<br /><br />*Some lions mate over 50 times a day.<br />(In my next life, I STILL want to be a pig ...<br />quality over quantity)<br /><br />After reading all these, all I can say is.......****<br />Those Pigs!Joke Collectorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16727313213323871885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659277239903959470.post-32608468646213207392008-08-31T20:50:00.000-07:002008-08-31T20:54:11.577-07:00Four Stages of Life<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLtm3-R0tgI/AAAAAAAAAKU/z-LfTcGzkQg/s1600-h/4stages.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5240895703172298242" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLtm3-R0tgI/AAAAAAAAAKU/z-LfTcGzkQg/s320/4stages.bmp" border="0" /></a> <span style="color:#000000;"><strong>Yep! That about sums it up!</strong></span><br /></div><p align="left"><span class="fullpost"><em>-forwarded email</em></p><div align="center"><br /><br /></div></span>Joke Collectorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16727313213323871885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659277239903959470.post-34366552901430075242008-08-31T20:32:00.000-07:002008-08-31T20:49:52.877-07:00Most Unsual Building on Earth<div align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5240891305774325026" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLti4AscnSI/AAAAAAAAAIs/faV9l8DON_E/s320/untitled.bmp" border="0" /><br /><p></p><div align="center"><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLti4T_TIBI/AAAAAAAAAI0/OnxXokCw9Pw/s1600-h/untitled1.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5240891310953668626" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLti4T_TIBI/AAAAAAAAAI0/OnxXokCw9Pw/s320/untitled1.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLti4aIfyXI/AAAAAAAAAI8/xm7mZMlK8Iw/s1600-h/untitled2.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5240891312602859890" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLti4aIfyXI/AAAAAAAAAI8/xm7mZMlK8Iw/s320/untitled2.bmp" border="0" /></a> <strong>Fuji Sankei Building in Tokyo</strong></div><br /><span class="fullpost"><br /><br /><div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLtkhlHerdI/AAAAAAAAAKM/uM0n-I3CoDk/s1600-h/untitled7.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5240893119437647314" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLtkhlHerdI/AAAAAAAAAKM/uM0n-I3CoDk/s320/untitled7.bmp" border="0" /></a><strong> "135 Degree Angle"</strong> </div><div align="center">This bizarre house really doesn't have an official name, but it does have a 135 degree angle. So that's what we're going to call it. Unfortunately, the only info we have about this house is that it was built in China or Japan . And that it has a silly pink roof. And if you look real close, you'll notice that it's on a 135 degree damn angle. </div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLtkMd3Hh-I/AAAAAAAAAJ8/FujRJfIc-xg/s1600-h/untitled11.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5240892756712720354" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLtkMd3Hh-I/AAAAAAAAAJ8/FujRJfIc-xg/s320/untitled11.bmp" border="0" /></a><strong> "Upside Downer"</strong> </div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Take a journey into the unknown with a building called Wonder Works . It's central Florida 's only upside down attraction. And an amusement park for your mind, and your stoner friends. This odd building has over 100 wacky interactive exhibits for your entire family to experience. But make sure you free your weed before coming. "Crooked House" You know that your looking at a real building right? The Crooked House was built in 2004 as an addition at a popular shopping center, and is a major tourist attraction in Sopot , Poland . We just wonder what happens when someone who's under a controlled substance sees this building for the first time in their life.</div><div align="center"><br /></div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLtkMTt3eiI/AAAAAAAAAKE/lFctEeYSkKM/s1600-h/untitled12.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5240892753989564962" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLtkMTt3eiI/AAAAAAAAAKE/lFctEeYSkKM/s320/untitled12.bmp" border="0" /></a><strong> "Crooked House"</strong> </div><div align="center">You know that your looking at a real building right? The Crooked House was built in 2004 as an addition at a popular shopping center, and is a major tourist attraction in Sopot , Poland . We just wonder what happens when someone who's under a controlled substance sees this building for the first time in their life.<br /><br /></div><div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLtjlJAcTPI/AAAAAAAAAJU/E2hiLv7QUhs/s1600-h/untitled5.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5240892081099787506" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLtjlJAcTPI/AAAAAAAAAJU/E2hiLv7QUhs/s320/untitled5.bmp" border="0" /></a><strong> "Ripley's Building"</strong> </div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">If you saw this picture for the first time, you'd probably thought that it was hit by a massive earthquake. But it wasn't. In true fashion of the Ripley Legacy, it was built to reflect the odd 1812 earthquake that measured 8.0 on the rick. The building has now become one of the most photographed in the world because of it.<br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"></div><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLtjlSGQigI/AAAAAAAAAJc/1F0PXnbx9lA/s1600-h/untitled6.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5240892083540101634" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLtjlSGQigI/AAAAAAAAAJc/1F0PXnbx9lA/s320/untitled6.bmp" border="0" /> <p align="center"></a><strong>"The Wilson Hall"</strong> </p><div align="center"></div><div align="center">This somewhat modernize building was actually built between 1971 and 1974. It's unique design gives the Wilson Hall a great sense of structure, and a prominent landmark for the skyline. The building provides big laboratories, offices, and supports space for over 1500 scientists. And it houses all kinds of strange experiments. </div><br /><br /><div align="center"><br /></div><p align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLtjlcBa0vI/AAAAAAAAAJk/VbiU71r0IBM/s1600-h/untitled8.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5240892086204158706" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLtjlcBa0vI/AAAAAAAAAJk/VbiU71r0IBM/s320/untitled8.bmp" border="0" /></a><strong> "Hotel Sofitel"</strong> </p><p align="center">This hotel's unique design was directly inspired by the traditional temples in Japan . The Tokyo Sofitel has over 72 rooms, and 11 suites with 3 non-smoking floors. And 5 meeting rooms that includes high-tech boardrooms. Please realize that you have to sell your soul in order to step foot inside this amazing hotel.<br /></p><p align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLtjln_R3SI/AAAAAAAAAJs/ek8Su3WMf3E/s1600-h/untitled9.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5240892089416408354" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLtjln_R3SI/AAAAAAAAAJs/ek8Su3WMf3E/s320/untitled9.bmp" border="0" /></a><strong> " Triangle Building "</strong> </p><p align="center">We wonder what type of work goes on inside this kind of a building. The unofficial Triangle Building is just a wonder to look at and to ponder over. But, can this be one of the evil headquarters for Scientology or Starbucks? Does this building have triangle bathrooms? There's so many damn questions!<br /></p><p align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLtjlk4F5dI/AAAAAAAAAJ0/D_S0tH3oCFk/s1600-h/untitled10.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5240892088580957650" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLtjlk4F5dI/AAAAAAAAAJ0/D_S0tH3oCFk/s320/untitled10.bmp" border="0" /></a><strong> "The Astra Haus"</strong> </p><p align="center">The strange building is actually a brewery in Hamburg , Germany . The floors can move up or down on it's skinny column core. As of now, the unique building has been destroyed. One of it's more famous beer brands was recently bought by a big refreshment corporation. And that beer brand was called Astra.<br /><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><br /></div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLti4o9k_0I/AAAAAAAAAJE/1pqrr7IjoMo/s1600-h/untitled3.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5240891316583595842" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLti4o9k_0I/AAAAAAAAAJE/1pqrr7IjoMo/s320/untitled3.bmp" border="0" /> <p align="center"></a><strong>"Dancing House"</strong><br /><br /></p><div align="center">Here's a building that should really get your attention when walking pass it. The Dancing House is considered as one of the more real controversial buildings in Prague . The DH was actually designed by a great architect from California , which only proves that he had done some type of hallucinogen while designing it.</div><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5240891314489436386" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLti4hKSqOI/AAAAAAAAAJM/EeH6yzp-5Wk/s320/untitled4.bmp" border="0" /> <p align="center"><strong>" Robot Building "</strong> </p><p align="center"><br />The Bank of Asia is a very famous building in Bangkok . It was made way back in 1985, and it's robotic appearance is just a symbol of the modernization of banking. It also has the ability to transform into a mega-robot. So, if Godzilla ever decided to show his green face in the land of Bangkok , they would have to fight!<br /><br /></p><br /><br /><em>-forwarded email</em><br /><br /></span>Joke Collectorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16727313213323871885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659277239903959470.post-57145099883871821892008-08-31T20:00:00.001-07:002008-08-31T20:03:01.646-07:00Biggest woman in the world<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLtbOK35X8I/AAAAAAAAAH0/1-ryDiUUSco/s1600-h/image003_1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5240882890370801602" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLtbOK35X8I/AAAAAAAAAH0/1-ryDiUUSco/s320/image003_1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLtbOG0pQyI/AAAAAAAAAH8/jlar4BbCxM4/s1600-h/image004_1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5240882889283420962" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLtbOG0pQyI/AAAAAAAAAH8/jlar4BbCxM4/s320/image004_1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span class="fullpost"><br /><em>-forwarded email</em><br /></span>Joke Collectorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16727313213323871885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659277239903959470.post-71454973429892607452008-08-27T19:55:00.000-07:002008-08-31T19:47:39.409-07:00Kodak Moments!<strong><em></em></strong><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLYT-S6kSYI/AAAAAAAAAG0/3M3UgP4wqT0/s1600-h/02-06-04solitude1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239397177442453890" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLYT-S6kSYI/AAAAAAAAAG0/3M3UgP4wqT0/s320/02-06-04solitude1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span class="fullpost"><div><br /></div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLYT-ktHOgI/AAAAAAAAAG8/K9D_KvDrMtU/s1600-h/02-06-04solitude2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239397182217861634" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLYT-ktHOgI/AAAAAAAAAG8/K9D_KvDrMtU/s320/02-06-04solitude2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLYT-hzRfhI/AAAAAAAAAHE/cMuqwzC2aqo/s1600-h/02-06-04solitude3.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239397181438393874" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLYT-hzRfhI/AAAAAAAAAHE/cMuqwzC2aqo/s320/02-06-04solitude3.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLYT-14sFkI/AAAAAAAAAHM/AQO6t8yTFOI/s1600-h/02-06-04solitude5.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239397186829817410" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLYT-14sFkI/AAAAAAAAAHM/AQO6t8yTFOI/s320/02-06-04solitude5.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLYT-9zBnZI/AAAAAAAAAHU/ImuW_cd2HS4/s1600-h/02-06-04solitude6.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239397188953546130" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLYT-9zBnZI/AAAAAAAAAHU/ImuW_cd2HS4/s320/02-06-04solitude6.jpg" border="0" /></a> </span><br /><p><span class="fullpost"></span> </p><p><span class="fullpost"> </span></p><em>-forwarded email</em>Joke Collectorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16727313213323871885noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659277239903959470.post-41197849431755879822008-08-27T19:28:00.000-07:002008-08-31T19:48:31.292-07:00Marriage Humor1. Women are unpredictable. Beforemarriage, she expects a man, after marriage shesuspects him, and after death she respects him.<br /><br />2. There was this guy who told hiswoman that he loved her so much that he would go thruhell for her. They got married & now he is going thru hell.<br /><br />3. A man inserted an 'ad' in theclassifieds : "Wife wanted ". Next day, he received ahundred letters. They all said the same thing : "Youcan have mine."<br /><br />4. When a man opens the door of hiscar for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:either the car is new or the wife.<br /><br />5. It's easy to tell if a man ismarried or not. Just watch him drive a car with a womansitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel,you can be sure he is married.<br /><br />6. A man received a letter from somekidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promiseto send us $100,000 I swear that we will kidnap yourwife." The poor man wrote back, "I am afraid I can'tkeep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."<br /><br />7. What's the matter, you lookdepressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife." "Whathappened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to mefor 30 days." "But that ought to make you happy.""It did, but today is the last day."<br /><span class="fullpost"><br /><br /><div align="center"><strong>WOMAN</strong></div><ul><li>When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her.</li><li>When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her.</li><li>When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her.</li><li>When she is 48 - She is a ping-pong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.</li></ul><div align="center"><strong>MAN</strong></div><ul><li>At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.</li><li>At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.</li><li>At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round & juicy.At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a year.</li><li>At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.</li></ul><p align="center"><strong>Marriage Humour In the beginning</strong>,</p><p align="left">-- God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman.Since then, neither God nor man has rested.</p><p align="left"> </p><p align="left"><em>-forwarded email</em><br /></p></span>Joke Collectorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16727313213323871885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659277239903959470.post-29835117717404043872008-08-27T19:12:00.000-07:002008-08-31T19:49:14.231-07:00Smile and be HappyThe most destructive habit..........................................Worry<br />The greatest Joy.........................................................Giving<br />The greatest loss........................................................Loss of self respect<br />The most satisfying work............................................ Helping others<br />The ugliest personality trait........................................ Selfishness<br />The most endangered species.................................... Dedicated leaders<br />Our greatest natural resource..................................... Our youth<br />The greatest "shot in the arm".................................... Encouragement<br />The greatest problem to overcome............................. Fear<br /><span class="fullpost"><br />The most effective sleeping pill.................................. Peace of mind<br />The most crippling failure disease............................. Excuses<br />The most powerful force in life................................... Love<br />The most dangerous pariah....................................... A gossiper<br />The world's most incredible computer....................... The brain<br />The worst thing to be without.... .............................. Hope<br />The deadliest weapon............................................... The tongue<br />The two most power-filled words............................... "I Can"<br />The greatest asset.................................................... Faith<br />The most worthless emotion...................................... Self-pity<br />The most beautiful attire............................................ SMILE!<br />The most prized possession....................................... Integrity<br />The most powerful channel of communication.......... Prayer<br />The most contagious spirit......................................... Enthusiasm<br /><br /><br /><em>-forwarded email</em><br /><br /></span>Joke Collectorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16727313213323871885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659277239903959470.post-76910593441450716332008-08-26T21:31:00.000-07:002008-08-31T19:49:40.568-07:00Laughter, the Best Medicine<ul><li>A NEWLY MARRIED COUPLE went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When they returned, the bride phoned her mother. "How was the honeymoon?" asked the mother. "We had a terrific time, but as soon as we returned, Sam began using horrible four-letter words. I can't live like this. Please come and take me home," the bride pleaded, bursting into tears. "But, honey," the mother asked, " what four-letter words?" "Oh, they're too awful to repeat,"cried the daughter. "But I want to know what's upset you so. Tell me what Sam's been saying." Terrible words like dust, wash, iron and cook!" sobbed the daughter. </span></li></ul><span class="fullpost"><p><em>-UMAR KHATAB</em></p><span class="fullpost"><br /><ul><li>I WENT to really tough secondary school. In English class my teacher told us to make an outline, and someone asked,"Where's the body?"</li></ul><p>-JAY TRACHMAN </p><ul><li>A MAN GOES to an ice-cream parlour and asks for a large tub of chocolate ice cream. "I's sorry, sir," the shop assitant replies. "We're out of chocolate." "All right," says the man. "I'll have a small tub of chocolate." "Sir," says the shop assitant, "we have vanilla, strawberry - but no chocolate!" "Well, I'll just have a chocolate cone," the man replies. "Pay attention, mister," says the shop assitant. "Can you spell van i vanilla?" "Of course," he says. "V-A-N." "And how about the straw in strawberry?" "Certainly," the man replies. "S-T-R-A-W." "And how about the cottonpick in chocolate?" "There's no cottonpick in chocolate," the man says. "Exactly!"</li></ul><p>-ROY DIESNER</p><p><br /><em>-taken from Reader's Digest</em><br /></p></span><br /></span>Joke Collectorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16727313213323871885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659277239903959470.post-44679643621699395462008-08-26T20:06:00.000-07:002008-08-31T19:50:14.681-07:00If women controlled the world<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTHA_I5rzI/AAAAAAAAAGM/l04GocCKDbA/s1600-h/w1.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239031086301425458" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTHA_I5rzI/AAAAAAAAAGM/l04GocCKDbA/s320/w1.png" border="0" /></a><br /><span class="fullpost"><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTHBUymNxI/AAAAAAAAAGU/BbvhvL8NkzY/s1600-h/w2.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239031092113454866" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTHBUymNxI/AAAAAAAAAGU/BbvhvL8NkzY/s320/w2.png" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTHBkJZqBI/AAAAAAAAAGc/_Tci53Nfijw/s1600-h/w3.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239031096235632658" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTHBkJZqBI/AAAAAAAAAGc/_Tci53Nfijw/s320/w3.png" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTHBzdrtTI/AAAAAAAAAGk/PCdrHcw2isw/s1600-h/w4.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239031100347233586" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTHBzdrtTI/AAAAAAAAAGk/PCdrHcw2isw/s320/w4.png" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTHB7oZS6I/AAAAAAAAAGs/ZHYywFdy6CY/s1600-h/w5.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239031102539647906" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTHB7oZS6I/AAAAAAAAAGs/ZHYywFdy6CY/s320/w5.png" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTGeJHBlhI/AAAAAAAAAFk/s5bCQsx7FzM/s1600-h/w6.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239030487682487826" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTGeJHBlhI/AAAAAAAAAFk/s5bCQsx7FzM/s320/w6.png" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTGefZptbI/AAAAAAAAAFs/ONWzM_tA8jw/s1600-h/w7.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239030493666194866" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTGefZptbI/AAAAAAAAAFs/ONWzM_tA8jw/s320/w7.png" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTGe0BocbI/AAAAAAAAAF0/cEXws8MSKGE/s1600-h/w8.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239030499202593202" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTGe0BocbI/AAAAAAAAAF0/cEXws8MSKGE/s320/w8.png" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTGexD1MJI/AAAAAAAAAF8/nHh6usOMd2I/s1600-h/w9.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239030498406510738" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTGexD1MJI/AAAAAAAAAF8/nHh6usOMd2I/s320/w9.png" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTGfZx6RHI/AAAAAAAAAGE/ejVzFG08P50/s1600-h/w10.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239030509337199730" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTGfZx6RHI/AAAAAAAAAGE/ejVzFG08P50/s320/w10.png" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div> <br /><br /></span></div></div>Joke Collectorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16727313213323871885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659277239903959470.post-32863553869390427902008-08-26T19:40:00.000-07:002008-08-31T19:50:44.399-07:00How Do You Sleep? and What does it tells about you?<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTCSnhEl6I/AAAAAAAAAE8/QnWDVepIkvI/s1600-h/h1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239025891639859106" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTCSnhEl6I/AAAAAAAAAE8/QnWDVepIkvI/s320/h1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span class="fullpost"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>_______________________________________</strong></span><br /></span><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTCS-S5A8I/AAAAAAAAAFE/V0OOmImmpM0/s1600-h/h2.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239025897754395586" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTCS-S5A8I/AAAAAAAAAFE/V0OOmImmpM0/s320/h2.png" border="0" /></a><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>_______________________________________<br /></strong></span><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTCTBf3OTI/AAAAAAAAAFM/dTauTlCR7HI/s1600-h/h3.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239025898614110514" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTCTBf3OTI/AAAAAAAAAFM/dTauTlCR7HI/s320/h3.png" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">_______________________________________</span></strong><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTCTZF1gHI/AAAAAAAAAFU/raqVNsoIBqc/s1600-h/h4.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239025904947396722" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTCTZF1gHI/AAAAAAAAAFU/raqVNsoIBqc/s320/h4.png" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">_______________________________________</span></strong><br /><br /><div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTByHsZRhI/AAAAAAAAAEU/U6nPh9bpxOc/s1600-h/h5.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239025333341603346" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTByHsZRhI/AAAAAAAAAEU/U6nPh9bpxOc/s320/h5.png" border="0" /></a> <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">_______________________________________<br /></span></strong><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTByEjgSxI/AAAAAAAAAEc/ul7UhRw96xs/s1600-h/h6.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239025332499008274" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTByEjgSxI/AAAAAAAAAEc/ul7UhRw96xs/s320/h6.png" border="0" /></a> <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">_______________________________________<br /></span></strong><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTBycVXagI/AAAAAAAAAEk/dCBYmSeakDs/s1600-h/h7.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239025338882157058" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTBycVXagI/AAAAAAAAAEk/dCBYmSeakDs/s320/h7.png" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"> _______________________________________</span></strong><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTBykgWc8I/AAAAAAAAAEs/aYuXv5JbXpU/s1600-h/h8.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239025341075715010" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTBykgWc8I/AAAAAAAAAEs/aYuXv5JbXpU/s320/h8.png" border="0" /></a> <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">_______________________________________<br /></span></strong><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTDB1sR8PI/AAAAAAAAAFc/FoSWn9X6BJM/s1600-h/h9.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239026702898819314" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTDB1sR8PI/AAAAAAAAAFc/FoSWn9X6BJM/s320/h9.png" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"> _______________________________________</span></strong><br /><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTBy5bLJ7I/AAAAAAAAAE0/-46lMdY6k5s/s1600-h/h10.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239025346691147698" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLTBy5bLJ7I/AAAAAAAAAE0/-46lMdY6k5s/s320/h10.png" border="0" /></a><br /><em>-forwarded email</em><br /><br /></span></div></div>Joke Collectorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16727313213323871885noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659277239903959470.post-63261357377432989012008-08-25T22:29:00.001-07:002008-08-31T19:51:02.877-07:0013 reason not to drink from friends<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOWMq1W_PI/AAAAAAAAAB4/oUay0axjLV0/s1600-h/13.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238695935962709234" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOWMq1W_PI/AAAAAAAAAB4/oUay0axjLV0/s320/13.bmp" border="0" /></a> # 13<br /><span class="fullpost"><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOWMg3XrNI/AAAAAAAAACA/ogthICNEo_o/s1600-h/12.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238695933286788306" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOWMg3XrNI/AAAAAAAAACA/ogthICNEo_o/s320/12.bmp" border="0" /></a># 12<br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOWMy0EQCI/AAAAAAAAACI/ydvgJIAK5z0/s1600-h/11.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238695938104770594" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOWMy0EQCI/AAAAAAAAACI/ydvgJIAK5z0/s320/11.bmp" border="0" /></a> # 11<br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOWM4uwEHI/AAAAAAAAACQ/JruDTuGOwsU/s1600-h/10.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238695939693088882" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOWM4uwEHI/AAAAAAAAACQ/JruDTuGOwsU/s320/10.bmp" border="0" /></a> # 10<br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOWNNg-NxI/AAAAAAAAACY/6w5iuvFMT34/s1600-h/9.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238695945272440594" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOWNNg-NxI/AAAAAAAAACY/6w5iuvFMT34/s320/9.bmp" border="0" /></a># 9<br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOXS6g14RI/AAAAAAAAACg/9xfjOiKwhDg/s1600-h/8.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238697142762463506" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOXS6g14RI/AAAAAAAAACg/9xfjOiKwhDg/s320/8.bmp" border="0" /></a> # 8<br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOXS-jtQ2I/AAAAAAAAACo/4lK7oBxhYGE/s1600-h/7.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238697143848223586" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOXS-jtQ2I/AAAAAAAAACo/4lK7oBxhYGE/s320/7.bmp" border="0" /></a> # 7<br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOXTDBtBoI/AAAAAAAAACw/4_gAD85rsq4/s1600-h/6.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238697145047778946" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOXTDBtBoI/AAAAAAAAACw/4_gAD85rsq4/s320/6.bmp" border="0" /></a> # 6<br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOXTPHcbdI/AAAAAAAAAC4/K54dRY3O0Ys/s1600-h/5.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238697148293082578" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOXTPHcbdI/AAAAAAAAAC4/K54dRY3O0Ys/s320/5.bmp" border="0" /></a> # 5<br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOXTZg4DAI/AAAAAAAAADA/qh87CLu9oqc/s1600-h/4.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238697151084104706" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOXTZg4DAI/AAAAAAAAADA/qh87CLu9oqc/s320/4.bmp" border="0" /></a> # 4</div><br /><div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOY7cYzmVI/AAAAAAAAADI/6Piyy6TMrbM/s1600-h/3.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238698938561960274" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOY7cYzmVI/AAAAAAAAADI/6Piyy6TMrbM/s320/3.bmp" border="0" /></a> # 3<br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOY7Rpjy6I/AAAAAAAAADQ/XMVaAALitz4/s1600-h/2.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238698935679437730" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOY7Rpjy6I/AAAAAAAAADQ/XMVaAALitz4/s320/2.bmp" border="0" /></a># 2<br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOY7lMMVwI/AAAAAAAAADY/pAHEy_P6DuE/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238698940924974850" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOY7lMMVwI/AAAAAAAAADY/pAHEy_P6DuE/s320/1.bmp" border="0" /></a>and # 1<br /></div><div align="center"><em></em></div><div align="center"><em></em></div><div align="left"><em>-forwarded email</em> </div></span>Joke Collectorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16727313213323871885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659277239903959470.post-8356792132722699432008-08-25T22:08:00.001-07:002008-08-31T19:51:25.124-07:00Can you do this?<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOP2pjBW4I/AAAAAAAAABw/NSs-XHqUy7Q/s1600-h/CanUdothis.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238688960590470018" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOP2pjBW4I/AAAAAAAAABw/NSs-XHqUy7Q/s320/CanUdothis.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><em>-forwarded email</em></div>Joke Collectorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16727313213323871885noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8659277239903959470.post-87672833410991229012008-08-25T22:01:00.000-07:002008-08-31T19:51:43.371-07:00Pipeline construction in Brasil<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOPHeto07I/AAAAAAAAABo/G10aSMJrQlU/s1600-h/Petro_1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238688150228358066" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOPHeto07I/AAAAAAAAABo/G10aSMJrQlU/s320/Petro_1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span class="fullpost"><br /><div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOO66Xlo0I/AAAAAAAAABQ/4Mj80nJ-Pfc/s1600-h/Petro_2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238687934313767746" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOO66Xlo0I/AAAAAAAAABQ/4Mj80nJ-Pfc/s320/Petro_2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOO7CFW1bI/AAAAAAAAABY/mLJBH1EswZM/s1600-h/Vocjtemmedodejacare.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238687936384783794" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOO7CFW1bI/AAAAAAAAABY/mLJBH1EswZM/s320/Vocjtemmedodejacare.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238687943205113874" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jChmU5OpO1s/SLOO7bfc0BI/AAAAAAAAABg/yXDpvDE9h5g/s320/Vocjtemmedodejacare2.jpg" border="0" /></div><div> </div><div> </div><div><em>-forwaded email</em></div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div></span>Joke Collectorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16727313213323871885noreply@blogger.com0