Thursday, April 16, 2009
TIA - This Is Africa
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Hot water system. Home made
Who needs an Expensive IPod or Walkman
Hot water system. Home made
Transportation – 1 – Toyota Co(w)rolla
Because Petrol is Expensive why not use a Cowrolla
Transportation – 2 – pick-up truck !!!
Ambulance
You are going to die be4 you even get to the Hospital
I just love Africa , simple and not complicated.
We are just who we are.
No stress.
This was photographed in Buru Buru, Nairobi . Kenya
These guys must have smoked weed!
Look at the goat.
Human ingenuity?
Painting the swimming pool.
Must be Zimbabwe ???
Listen – English is only a 2nd language !!!
You've got to make allowances.
'Nuff said !!!
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
BIZZARE!!
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*In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have *** with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having ***ual relations with a male animal
are punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
*In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking
directly at them during the examination. He may only
see their reflection in a mirror.
*Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of
a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the ***
organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick
or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)
*The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation.
*There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to
travel the countryside and deflower young virgins,
who pay them for the privilege of having *** for the
first time...
Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job
anywhere else in the world that even comes close to
this?)
*In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to
kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with
her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other
hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah!)
*Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England
- but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
*In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have *** with
her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother
must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
*In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have ***
with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that had to
pass this law?)
*In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from
vending machines with one exception: prophylactics
may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places
where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
the premises."
(Is this a great country or what?. Not as great as
Guam!)
*If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you
would have produced enough sound energy to heat one
cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
*If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to create the energy of an
atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it)
*A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
*Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories
an hour.
(Still not over that pig thing)
*Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing.... )
*Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
*** for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper is always smiling? What about
the pig?!)
*A ****roach will live nine days without its head,
before it starves to death.
(Creepy!)
*The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmm....I won't touch THAT one!)
*The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull
30 times its own weight and always falls over on its
right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...? Did the govt.
pay for this research??)
*The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its
head is attached to its body. The female initiates
*** by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the.....!" )
*The human heart creates enough pressure when it
pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(Oh my Gosh! )
*Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez...)
*A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)
*Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew...? Who cares!)
*An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)
*Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
*Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life, I STILL want to be a pig ...
quality over quantity)
After reading all these, all I can say is.......****
Those Pigs!
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