Marriage Humor

1. Women are unpredictable. Beforemarriage, she expects a man, after marriage shesuspects him, and after death she respects him.

2. There was this guy who told hiswoman that he loved her so much that he would go thruhell for her. They got married & now he is going thru hell.

3. A man inserted an 'ad' in theclassifieds : "Wife wanted ". Next day, he received ahundred letters. They all said the same thing : "Youcan have mine."

4. When a man opens the door of hiscar for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:either the car is new or the wife.

5. It's easy to tell if a man ismarried or not. Just watch him drive a car with a womansitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel,you can be sure he is married.

6. A man received a letter from somekidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promiseto send us $100,000 I swear that we will kidnap yourwife." The poor man wrote back, "I am afraid I can'tkeep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."

7. What's the matter, you lookdepressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife." "Whathappened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to mefor 30 days." "But that ought to make you happy.""It did, but today is the last day."

WOMAN

• When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her.
• When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her.
• When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her.
• When she is 48 - She is a ping-pong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.

MAN

• At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.
• At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.
• At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round & juicy.At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a year.
• At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.

Marriage Humour In the beginning,

-- God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman.Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

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1. Women are unpredictable. Beforemarriage, she expects a man, after marriage shesuspects him, and after death she respects him.

2. There was this guy who told hiswoman that he loved her so much that he would go thruhell for her. They got married & now he is going thru hell.

3. A man inserted an 'ad' in theclassifieds : "Wife wanted ". Next day, he received ahundred letters. They all said the same thing : "Youcan have mine."

4. When a man opens the door of hiscar for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:either the car is new or the wife.

5. It's easy to tell if a man ismarried or not. Just watch him drive a car with a womansitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel,you can be sure he is married.

6. A man received a letter from somekidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promiseto send us $100,000 I swear that we will kidnap yourwife." The poor man wrote back, "I am afraid I can'tkeep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."

7. What's the matter, you lookdepressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife." "Whathappened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to mefor 30 days." "But that ought to make you happy.""It did, but today is the last day."

WOMAN

• When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her.
• When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her.
• When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her.
• When she is 48 - She is a ping-pong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.

MAN

• At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.
• At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.
• At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round & juicy.At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a year.
• At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.

Marriage Humour In the beginning,

-- God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman.Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

-forwarded email