Joke Collections and more: 2008

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Four Stages of Life

Yep! That about sums it up!

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Most Unsual Building on Earth

Fuji Sankei Building in Tokyo

"135 Degree Angle"

This bizarre house really doesn't have an official name, but it does have a 135 degree angle. So that's what we're going to call it. Unfortunately, the only info we have about this house is that it was built in China or Japan . And that it has a silly pink roof. And if you look real close, you'll notice that it's on a 135 degree damn angle.

"Upside Downer"

Take a journey into the unknown with a building called Wonder Works . It's central Florida 's only upside down attraction. And an amusement park for your mind, and your stoner friends. This odd building has over 100 wacky interactive exhibits for your entire family to experience. But make sure you free your weed before coming. "Crooked House" You know that your looking at a real building right? The Crooked House was built in 2004 as an addition at a popular shopping center, and is a major tourist attraction in Sopot , Poland . We just wonder what happens when someone who's under a controlled substance sees this building for the first time in their life.

"Crooked House"

You know that your looking at a real building right? The Crooked House was built in 2004 as an addition at a popular shopping center, and is a major tourist attraction in Sopot , Poland . We just wonder what happens when someone who's under a controlled substance sees this building for the first time in their life.

"Ripley's Building"

If you saw this picture for the first time, you'd probably thought that it was hit by a massive earthquake. But it wasn't. In true fashion of the Ripley Legacy, it was built to reflect the odd 1812 earthquake that measured 8.0 on the rick. The building has now become one of the most photographed in the world because of it.

"The Wilson Hall"

This somewhat modernize building was actually built between 1971 and 1974. It's unique design gives the Wilson Hall a great sense of structure, and a prominent landmark for the skyline. The building provides big laboratories, offices, and supports space for over 1500 scientists. And it houses all kinds of strange experiments.

"Hotel Sofitel"

This hotel's unique design was directly inspired by the traditional temples in Japan . The Tokyo Sofitel has over 72 rooms, and 11 suites with 3 non-smoking floors. And 5 meeting rooms that includes high-tech boardrooms. Please realize that you have to sell your soul in order to step foot inside this amazing hotel.

" Triangle Building "

We wonder what type of work goes on inside this kind of a building. The unofficial Triangle Building is just a wonder to look at and to ponder over. But, can this be one of the evil headquarters for Scientology or Starbucks? Does this building have triangle bathrooms? There's so many damn questions!

"The Astra Haus"

The strange building is actually a brewery in Hamburg , Germany . The floors can move up or down on it's skinny column core. As of now, the unique building has been destroyed. One of it's more famous beer brands was recently bought by a big refreshment corporation. And that beer brand was called Astra.

"Dancing House"

Here's a building that should really get your attention when walking pass it. The Dancing House is considered as one of the more real controversial buildings in Prague . The DH was actually designed by a great architect from California , which only proves that he had done some type of hallucinogen while designing it.

" Robot Building "

The Bank of Asia is a very famous building in Bangkok . It was made way back in 1985, and it's robotic appearance is just a symbol of the modernization of banking. It also has the ability to transform into a mega-robot. So, if Godzilla ever decided to show his green face in the land of Bangkok , they would have to fight!

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Biggest woman in the world

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Kodak Moments!

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Marriage Humor

1. Women are unpredictable. Beforemarriage, she expects a man, after marriage shesuspects him, and after death she respects him.

2. There was this guy who told hiswoman that he loved her so much that he would go thruhell for her. They got married & now he is going thru hell.

3. A man inserted an 'ad' in theclassifieds : "Wife wanted ". Next day, he received ahundred letters. They all said the same thing : "Youcan have mine."

4. When a man opens the door of hiscar for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:either the car is new or the wife.

5. It's easy to tell if a man ismarried or not. Just watch him drive a car with a womansitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel,you can be sure he is married.

6. A man received a letter from somekidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promiseto send us $100,000 I swear that we will kidnap yourwife." The poor man wrote back, "I am afraid I can'tkeep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."

7. What's the matter, you lookdepressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife." "Whathappened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to mefor 30 days." "But that ought to make you happy.""It did, but today is the last day."

WOMAN

When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her.
When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her.
When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her.
When she is 48 - She is a ping-pong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.

MAN

At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.
At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.
At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round & juicy.At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a year.
At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.

Marriage Humour In the beginning,

-- God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman.Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

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Smile and be Happy

The most destructive habit..........................................Worry
The greatest Joy.........................................................Giving
The greatest loss........................................................Loss of self respect
The most satisfying work............................................ Helping others
The ugliest personality trait........................................ Selfishness
The most endangered species.................................... Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource..................................... Our youth
The greatest "shot in the arm".................................... Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome............................. Fear

The most effective sleeping pill.................................. Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease............................. Excuses
The most powerful force in life................................... Love
The most dangerous pariah....................................... A gossiper
The world's most incredible computer....................... The brain
The worst thing to be without.... .............................. Hope
The deadliest weapon............................................... The tongue
The two most power-filled words............................... "I Can"
The greatest asset.................................................... Faith
The most worthless emotion...................................... Self-pity
The most beautiful attire............................................ SMILE!
The most prized possession....................................... Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication.......... Prayer
The most contagious spirit......................................... Enthusiasm

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Laughter, the Best Medicine

A NEWLY MARRIED COUPLE went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When they returned, the bride phoned her mother. "How was the honeymoon?" asked the mother. "We had a terrific time, but as soon as we returned, Sam began using horrible four-letter words. I can't live like this. Please come and take me home," the bride pleaded, bursting into tears. "But, honey," the mother asked, " what four-letter words?" "Oh, they're too awful to repeat,"cried the daughter. "But I want to know what's upset you so. Tell me what Sam's been saying." Terrible words like dust, wash, iron and cook!" sobbed the daughter.

-UMAR KHATAB

I WENT to really tough secondary school. In English class my teacher told us to make an outline, and someone asked,"Where's the body?"

-JAY TRACHMAN

A MAN GOES to an ice-cream parlour and asks for a large tub of chocolate ice cream. "I's sorry, sir," the shop assitant replies. "We're out of chocolate." "All right," says the man. "I'll have a small tub of chocolate." "Sir," says the shop assitant, "we have vanilla, strawberry - but no chocolate!" "Well, I'll just have a chocolate cone," the man replies. "Pay attention, mister," says the shop assitant. "Can you spell van i vanilla?" "Of course," he says. "V-A-N." "And how about the straw in strawberry?" "Certainly," the man replies. "S-T-R-A-W." "And how about the cottonpick in chocolate?" "There's no cottonpick in chocolate," the man says. "Exactly!"

-ROY DIESNER

-taken from Reader's Digest